UPS students help design Croc shoes


Say what????

Let me read that again: writes an article about how University of Puget Sound students help design Croc shoes (with the aid of a professor who happens to be A CROC TESTER ).  WHAT A BUNCH OF CROCK…

Crocs are THE worst looking shoes ever built.  Talk about fashion faux pas, these shoes are not even worth spending your hard-earned money on, not even to look at!

I’m sure I’m giving some publicity to this, but what in the world??

But then again, I forgot where they were writing it from.  Seattle’s got the cargo pants/wool socks and your choice of Tevas/Birkenstocks/Crocs look.  So maybe this isn’t too abnormal for them after all…



That’s right, folks. It’s about time that this ugly invention of a shoe is out the door for good.  According to, the company lost $180+ million last year and had to undergo massive layoffs due to the recession.  Not that I approve of people losing their jobs, but am very thankful for this piece of crap clothing to be done and over with!!  Fashion and comfort can be merged together successfully (think Kenneth Cole, Cole Haan, et. al.), and it should be merged together on a consistent basis.  But crocs?  Again, what a load of.

Croc Pot


I’ve been getting a few emails and IMs from my friends who think Crocs are fugly, and are even sending me URLs of those that do.  So I’m thinking, “Hmm… this can be good!” 

I’m going to collect them and put the links on my site for those that want it.  This will be good!!!

Great… Another shoe article.


Well, what do you expect?  From my previous blog about Crocs, I felt compelled to write another article about other what-not-to-wear shoes for men.  In any outfit, accessories such as shoes and watches can make or break a man’s look (or even a woman’s, but that’s another article).  This time, I’m going to rank on Tevas and Birkenstocks.

Now settle down, people.  I know what you’re thinking, and before you say anything, let me be the first to say it.  Unless you’re a tree hugger, a vegan environmentalist, a non-conformist, an outdoors-kind of guy, a software developer from Seattle, a broke college student, or really not fashion-oriented, you shouldn’t be wearing them.  And here are reasons why:

  1. FUGLY

    They really do look fugly.  I mean seriously, folks.  This is 2008!!!  There are many shoes to choose from, and I don’t care how you “think” these are comfortable, there are more shoes out there that fit better and look better.  The typical outfit that involves these shoes are a) cargo shorts with a tee or button down short sleeves, and if you’re a software developer, add in some wool socks to “match;” or b) jeans, tee and/or casual button down (short and long sleeve), and if you’re in college or just got out of college, include your alma mater hat.  And you expect people to respect you, let alone date you???

  2. CHEAP

    While I know they range in prices that can be “expensive” to some, the fact that they look cheap says enough.


    As stated in my first point, this is 2008, not 1993.  I wore Birks back when I was in junior high back in the 1990s, and believe me it was popular then – with everyone.  And now similar shoemakers are using the same formula to make different variations of these two shoes…  Um, hello?  Fashion faux pas!?!?


    You are what you wear.  Like I said before, if you were any of those kinds of people listed above, I don’t think you will qualify in this case.  BUT, if you’re not, then really you should be looking elsewhere for different styles of shoes.  If you were working for a company – let’s say a marketing firm – and you wore Tevas or Birks every single day, you may feel “comfortable” in them, but you certainly won’t look put together in them.  They don’t match, and they don’t “go.”  They actually need to go away.

I’m sure I can find more reasons, but you get the drift.  There are a plethora of choices out there to dress comfortably and dress in a fashionable way without looking like a dork.  Gentlemen, you can be comfortable AND look great at the same time!  But you need to be more aware of what really goes with your outfit and wardrobe than just tossing a bunch of clothes together to make your day.  If you have to, ask your female friends to help you out in that department.  I’m sure they would love to help, and I know that even the simplest of help will bring much fruit later on in life.

Crocs: What a load of…


Okay folks, I’m going to get down to the dirty dirty here.  One of the most recent fashion faux pas that I have continually seen is the amount of people wearing (and selling) Crocs.  One look at that thing and one would think that Crocs are, well, a load of crock.  Seriously.  I was at a local upscale mall this past week and stopped by RESTORATION HARDWARE and POTTERY BARN to check out the sales.  I noticed that a couple of sales associates who had cool outfits wore Crocs that “matched” their outfit.  I didn’t want to be rude, but in my mind I was crying in tears out of laughter as I walked by them.  I can understand that if you’re late for work, you’ll just take whatever shoe you find that is remotely in the same color of your outfit.  Fine.  We’ve all been there before, so it’s not a big deal.  But honestly, are Crocs THAT good enough to wear with anything?  Is it a shoe-for-all-outfit type?  Is it THAT comfortable than say, Hush Puppies?  Is it THAT sophisticated enough to wear for a “classier” retail establishment?  Hmmm….

So I did my own research a couple of months ago and, sad to say, tried out a few Crocs in a Hallmark store (yes they sell them at Hallmark!!) at an outlet mall in town to see what the fuss was all about.  Of course, they came out with any and every color and shade of the rainbow, including the almighty camo.  While I could see how one would think it was OK to get, it wasn’t at all attractive in any outfit (especially mine) nor comfortable after walking for a “long period” of time.  (My long period of time was walking in and out of the card aisles for a few minutes).  After my trial period ended, I found myself people watching in the mall, and to my surprise (OK, I wasn’t THAT surprised), I saw more guys wearing them, and guess what is the predominant color for them?  You got it.  Camo.

Now granted, budgets can also be a part of the reason why people buy this crap.  I would refute that argument and say that there are better choices for every budget that would actually make you LOOK better in the long term, and make you feel a bit more sophisticated than wearing Crocs.  For example, I bought a pair of black leather sandals from BANANA REPUBLIC Outlet for $15, and I love it.  It’s casual enough in look to wear with jeans and tee, button down shirt, or any combination, and “casual-formal” enough to wear a nice pair of herringbone slacks with a freshly pressed button down shirt.

And in the end, I don’t look like a load of crock wearing it.